The Invasion of the Space Sucker

You can run into a space sucker at any time and any place. I often run into space suckers in the airport because space suckers travel a lot. Hm, how to describe the space sucker? You're standing in the security line waiting to push your bin through the x-ray machine, when all the sudden you feel your personal space has been invaded, not just invaded, sucked away from you like a vaccum on the living room floor. You turn around and sure enough the person behind you is RIGHT next to you. These people are completely unaware of the unspoken rules of personal space. I find myself thinking, "If you can smell my hair then you're too close!!!" It's not a big deal but it's mildly annoying. I recently ran into a space sucker on my flight out of Houston. The woman was so close that she kept bumping into me. I don't think my shadow is even that close to me. Anyway, as I made my way through the final security check I watched as she was pulled aside for a random full inspection. Peace out space sucker! Although she'll probably enjoy the invasion of her space.